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Category:	Cow jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	36

Joke:	I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!

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