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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree! | | | |
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