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| What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.... more | |
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| On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more | |
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| A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Heres a pill for English... more | |
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| A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!... more | |
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| How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.... more | |
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| What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."... more | |
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| How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.... more | |
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| Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.... more | |
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| What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.... more | |
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| How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&Ms.... more |
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