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| How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.... more | |
| 2. | Category: College jokes |
| Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!... more | |
| 3. | Category: College jokes |
| "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."... more | |
| 4. | Category: College jokes |
| What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.... more | |
| 5. | Category: College jokes |
| What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.... more | |
| 6. | Category: College jokes |
| On what kind of ships do students study?Scholarships.... more | |
| 7. | Category: College jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?Something from another universe -ity !... more | |
| 8. | Category: College jokes |
| Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... more | |
| 9. | Category: College jokes |
| Wouldnt it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then youd better keep your mouth shut. I knew Id get kicked out of the college if I expressed my... more | |
| 10. | Category: College jokes |
| Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find money.... more |
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