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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some studying done. One night Grady heard a noise under his bed. Fearing it might be a burglar, he leaned over and whispered, "Anybody there?" "No," said the burglar. "Thats funny," the boy said to himself. "I could have sworn I heard a noise!" | | | |
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