| 1. | Category: Humor jokes  | | How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?Third as many as for a regular bulb.... more
| | 2. | Category: Humor jokes | | How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?"Are you kidding? They wont even change a five dollar bill."... more
| | 3. | Category: Humor jokes | | How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb, and eleven to do the paperwork.... more
| | 4. | Category: Humor jokes | | A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I cant read your hand.""Why?" the man asks."I dont understand your handwriting," the woman replies.... more
| | 5. | Category: Humor jokes | | What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !... more
| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).... more
| | 7. | Category: Humor jokes | | Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.... more
| | 8. | Category: Humor jokes | | Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I cant swim. Please save her. Ill give you a h... more
| | 9. | Category: Humor jokes | | This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven oclock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win?No, i... more
| | 10. | Category: Humor jokes | | One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We dont have any mo... more
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