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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said,"A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, "Please, sir, it wasnt me!" "Ha, ha!" laughed Payne. "And I suppose the little snot had done it all along!" | | | |
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