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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think of bilingualism?" "Oh, I think its okay," said the boy, "if its between consenting adults." | | | |
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