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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to become a Jehovahs Witness?" asked one of the girls. "No, I really couldnt. I didnt see the accident." | | | |
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