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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 22 | | | | Joke: | Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped. | | | |
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