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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students. "So they are," said the professor. "Its a good thing you saw them, or I would have gone home without them!" | | | |
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