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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 13 | | | | Joke: | Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, Ive always thought Id like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe." "Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the rate science is going, youd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebodyd find a cure for it." | | | |
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