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| Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?He fell in love with the Grand National winner!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Horse jokes |
| "Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet.The vet replied, "You certainly will, and youll probably beat her too!"... more | |
| 3. | Category: Horse jokes |
| How much money did the bronco have?Only a buck!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Horse jokes |
| A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didnt show up at the church.He got colt feet... more | |
| 5. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is a racehorse like a letter?They both begin a trip at the post!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Horse jokes |
| Why is horse racing so romantic?Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Horse jokes |
| What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!... more | |
| 10. | Category: Horse jokes |
| You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he cant jump at all.Well neither can a fence!... more |
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