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| How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.... more | |
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| An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite... more | |
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| Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Positive.... more | |
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| Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.... more | |
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| How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.... more | |
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| Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.... more | |
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| There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.... more | |
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| What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.... more | |
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| Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.... more | |
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| Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.... more |
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