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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | "Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.""What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope." | | | |
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