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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 16 | | | | Joke: | How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&Ms. | | | |
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