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| There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.... more | |
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| How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&Ms.... more | |
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| How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.... more | |
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| Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.... more | |
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| What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.... more | |
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| Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.... more | |
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| Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.... more | |
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| How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.... more | |
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| Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen himself before?... more | |
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| Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.... more |
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