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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around." | | | |
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