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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 13 | | | | Joke: | Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine! | | | |
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