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| President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillarys room. She complains that its the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--Ill remove the mirrors right away.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?A: Yogurt has culture.... more | |
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| President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marin... more | |
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| Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.... more | |
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| Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?A: Bill Clinton of course!... more | |
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| Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?A: When Hillary leaves town.... more | |
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| Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?A: "Never! Im not going to let my wife run the country!!"... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.... more | |
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| Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear that the Clintons had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now its got two left wings.... more |
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