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| | Category: | Clinton jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillarys room. She complains that its the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes, Mr. President--Ill remove the mirrors right away. | | | |
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