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| Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years.... more | |
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| Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad cant keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.... more | |
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more | |
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| Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalins subjects admired him.... more | |
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| Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on each house I saw a banner.""What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks.Saddam replies... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Koresh only burned 85 people.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: Hes the stiff one.... more |
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