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| Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?A: Both arent as successful when theyre not on grass.... more | |
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| Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?A: Because when his term is through, he wont be going to school.... more | |
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| Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.... more | |
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.... more | |
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| Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?A: Heredity.... more | |
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| Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?A: A dead girlfriend.... more | |
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| Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.... more |
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