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| | Category: | Clinton jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. Hes the only one who knows that harass is one word. | | | |
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