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| Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, Id like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.... more | |
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| Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton... more | |
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| Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?A: Unite the Republican Party.... more | |
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| Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.... more | |
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| Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?A: "Good morning, Bill."... more | |
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| Q: When did Clintons friends become sure that he had political ambitions?A: When he married outside of his family.... more | |
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| Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came alon... more | |
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| Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.... more | |
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| Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!... more |
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