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| Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, whod land first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more | |
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| Q: What will Bills favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?A: Everythings $100.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?A: A police lineup.... more | |
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| Q: How is Clintons health care reform a lot like his haircut?A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private school?A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.... more | |
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| Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.... more | |
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.... more | |
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not maki... more | |
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| One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: HELP! HELP!When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks th... more |
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