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| Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.... more | |
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| Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?A: Heredity.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.... more | |
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| A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and... more | |
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| Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?A: Highway 55.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?A: The pit bull doesnt carry a briefcase.... more | |
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| Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: Hes got his jogging suit on.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Koresh only burned 85 people.... more | |
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| Q: Whats Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If youve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--youre happy.... more |
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