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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None--Hell only promise "change."... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more | |
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| Q: What is Clintons plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.... more | |
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| Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?A: A dead girlfriend.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?A: Yogurt has culture.... more | |
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| Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: Hes got his jogging suit on.... more | |
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.... more |
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