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| Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?A: Handcuffs.... more | |
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| A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and... more | |
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| Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on each house I saw a banner.""What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks.Saddam replies... more | |
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| Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?A: Because when his term is through, he wont be going to school.... more | |
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| Q: When did Clintons friends become sure that he had political ambitions?A: When he married outside of his family.... more | |
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| Q: What will Bills favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?A: Everythings $100.... more | |
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| Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.... more |
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