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Category:	Clinton jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper? ... Aint nothing improper about that. That was one ofthe the sweetest interns Ive ever had.

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