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| Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?A: Handcuffs.... more | |
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| Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.... more | |
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| One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked."Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.The next... more | |
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| Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?A: To tax the chicken.... more | |
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| Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!... more | |
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| Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.... more | |
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| Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad cant keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.... more | |
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| Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the presidents spouse, Bill Clinton.... more | |
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| Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!... more | |
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| Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?A: A dead girlfriend.... more |
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