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| Q: Why is Bill Clintons economic plan called positively atheist?A: Because it hasnt got a prayer.... more | |
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| Q: Whats Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If youve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--youre happy.... more | |
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| Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper? ... Aint nothing improper about that. That was one ofthe the sweetest interns Ive ever had.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?A: Because hes got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.... more | |
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None--Hell only promise "change."... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear that the Clintons had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now its got two left wings.... more | |
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| Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died?A: Bill Clinton of course!... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?A: The pit bull doesnt carry a briefcase.... more | |
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| Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.... more | |
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| Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?A: When Hillary leaves town.... more |
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