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| Q: Why doesnt Bill like old houses?A: Hes afraid of the draft.... more | |
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| Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?A: Unite the Republican Party.... more | |
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| Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas. A tornado comes along andwhirls them up into the air and tosses them thousandsof yards away. They all fall into a da... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalins subjects admired him.... more | |
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| Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, whod land first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.... more | |
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| Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.... more | |
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| Q: Did you know that Clintons cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isnt really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.... more | |
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| Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?A: "Never! Im not going to let my wife run the country!!"... more | |
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| Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.... more |
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