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| 1. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marin... more | |
| 2. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Q: When did Clintons friends become sure that he had political ambitions?A: When he married outside of his family.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?A: By the wise look in the eyes.... more | |
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| Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!... more | |
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| Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face?A: He is stupid!... more | |
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| Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?A: Absolutely nothing.... more | |
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| Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.... more | |
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| Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?A: The United States of America.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.... more |
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