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| Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?A: To promote off-shore drilling.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private school?A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.... more | |
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| Q: Whats Clintons favorite baseball team?A: The Dodgers.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.... more | |
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| Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.... more | |
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| Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?A: They all make a living by lying to people.... more | |
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| Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.... more | |
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| Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?A: Runs away from the draft.... more | |
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| One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked."Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.The next... more |
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