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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not maki... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?A: Yogurt has culture.... more | |
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| Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more | |
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| Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his words.... more | |
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| Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!... more | |
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| Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?A: Handcuffs.... more | |
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| Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?A: Heredity.... more | |
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| Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.... more | |
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| Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.... more |
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