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| Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any more pork.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt?A: Yogurt has culture.... more | |
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| If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. Hes the only one who knows that harass is one word.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear that the Clintons had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now its got two left wings.... more | |
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| Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?A: Highway 55.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Bill Clintons economic plan called positively atheist?A: Because it hasnt got a prayer.... more | |
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not maki... more | |
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| Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!... more | |
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| Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.... more | |
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| Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the presidents spouse, Bill Clinton.... more |
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