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Category:	Clinton jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?A: "You idiot! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!

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