The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Clinton jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	14

Joke:	Q: Did you know that Clintons cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isnt really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Clinton Jokes:

1.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Whats the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant?A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.... more
2.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: What was the real purpose of Bills college visit to Moscow?A: To study economics.... more
3.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?A: Because hes got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.... more
4.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad cant keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.... more
5.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?A: They were dating the same girl in high school.... more
6.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillarys hig... more
7.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.... more
8.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.... more
9.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private school?A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.... more
10.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.... more