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| One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked."Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George.The next... more | |
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| Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any more pork.... more | |
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| Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.... more | |
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| Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.... more | |
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| Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?A: "Never! Im not going to let my wife run the country!!"... more | |
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| Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.... more | |
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| Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clintons election?A: Its gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!... more | |
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| Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?A: To promote off-shore drilling.... more |
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