The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Clinton jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	20

Joke:	Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Clinton Jokes:

1.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more
2.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America?A: "Never! Im not going to let my wife run the country!!"... more
3.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.... more
4.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.... more
5.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.... more
6.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.... more
7.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up?A: "Good morning, Bill."... more
8.	Category: Clinton jokes
	How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.... more
9.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.... more
10.	Category: Clinton jokes
	Q: Whats Clintons favorite baseball team?A: The Dodgers.... more