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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.... more | |
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| Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any more pork.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear that the Clintons had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now its got two left wings.... more | |
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| Q: What was the real purpose of Bills college visit to Moscow?A: To study economics.... more | |
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| Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came alon... more | |
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| President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marin... more | |
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| Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!... more | |
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| Q: Why doesnt Bill like old houses?A: Hes afraid of the draft.... more | |
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| Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, whod land first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years.... more |
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