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| Q: What is Clintons plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more | |
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| Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?A: Absolutely nothing.... more | |
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| Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, Id like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the... more | |
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| Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?A: To promote off-shore drilling.... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night. Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?A: "You idiot! I... more | |
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| In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleepwith President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"... more | |
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials?A: A police lineup.... more | |
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| Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad cant keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.... more |
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