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Category:	Clinton jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.

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