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| Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?A: By the wise look in the eyes.... more | |
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| President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marin... more | |
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| Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.... more | |
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| Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.... more | |
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| Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?A: Highway 55.... more | |
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| Q: What will Bills favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?A: Everythings $100.... more | |
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis?A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.... more | |
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| Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.... more |
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