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| Q: Whats the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?A: The pit bull doesnt carry a briefcase.... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more | |
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| Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?A: They all make a living by lying to people.... more | |
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| Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?A: To tax the chicken.... more | |
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| Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came alon... more | |
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| Q: What is Clintons plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.... more | |
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| Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?A: The United States of America.... more | |
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| Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years.... more | |
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| Q: Whats Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If youve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--youre happy.... more | |
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| Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.... more |
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