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| Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell it.... more | |
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| Q: How does Bill Clinton say "Im about to hurt you"?A: "Trust me."... more | |
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| Q: Why arent Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.... more | |
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| Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?A: Heredity.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh?A: Koresh only burned 85 people.... more | |
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| What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.... more | |
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| Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When hes sworn in.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.... more | |
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| Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?A: A noose.... more | |
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| Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any more pork.... more |
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