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| Q: When did Clintons friends become sure that he had political ambitions?A: When he married outside of his family.... more | |
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| Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!... more | |
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| If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. Hes the only one who knows that harass is one word.... more | |
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| Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, whod land first?A: Who cares!... more | |
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| Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clintons election?A: Its gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!... more | |
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not maki... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.... more | |
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| Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.... more | |
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| Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?... more | |
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| Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: Hes the stiff one.... more |
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