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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.... more | |
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| Q: Whats Clinton doing to make Americans happy?A: If youve paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--youre happy.... more | |
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| Q: What will Bills favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?A: Everythings $100.... more | |
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| Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelseas new private school?A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.... more | |
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| Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?A: Because when his term is through, he wont be going to school.... more | |
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| How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.... more | |
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| Q: Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.... more | |
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| Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.... more | |
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| Q: When did Clintons friends become sure that he had political ambitions?A: When he married outside of his family.... more |
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