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| | Category: | Clinton jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one. | | | |
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